I Ate Them Anyway

 I stay fat because I regularly eat chips, cakes, cookies, and candy.

I bought a box containing ten small packs of Doritos n it, thinking I would use them for nachoes and the like.

I ate all ten packs of Doritos in a few days time, even thought I do not care much for 

Doritos.

I Saw the Cancer Doc Today

I weighed 237 pounds.

No changes. All is well.

Office is scheduling my yearly mammogram.

Next appoiintment with cancer doc (aka oncologist) is October 25th.